February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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agentmichaelscarn:
i get frustrated when people don’t immediately know what i’m talking about.
when you see a reblog a really good post with a small amount of notes and moments later you see it has 1,000 notes and you feel like a grandma saying “i remember when you had 10 notes look at you now you grew up so fast”
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spencreid:
it’s all fun and games until someone makes an indirect post
“You get out of bed to eat and go to the bathroom and that’s it.”
– Jennifer Lawrence on her definition of “relax so hard” (via thealexsimms)
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
morningsuns:
when i want to reply to peoples posts BUT THEY DONT HAVE REPLIES ON LIKE COME ON YOU CAN’T FOLLOW ME AND NOT HAVE YOUR REPLIES ON
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
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first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following