nodus tollens —
n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore—that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre—which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed through to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games
would you guys all unfollow me if nick and i got matching urls?
i would be “ialsoappreciatemiley”
#and nick would be iappreciatemiley #WE CAN’T HELP IT WE REALLY APPRECIATE HER
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT, WHAT I’M TALKIN’ BOUT
EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY
#CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I’M LISTENING TO? #NICK AND I ARE OFFICIALLY IN OUR NIGHTBLOGGING STAGE
#reblogging because tags #fucking nick man ily #i didn’t know i could get drunk off mozzarella sticks but i think that is what i am right now??
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT, WHAT I’M TALKIN’ BOUT
EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY
#CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I’M LISTENING TO? #NICK AND I ARE OFFICIALLY IN OUR NIGHTBLOGGING STAGE
#reblogging because tags #fucking nick man ily #i didn’t know i could get drunk off mozzarella sticks but i think that is what i am right now??
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES
EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS
EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT, WHAT I’M TALKIN’ BOUT
EVERYBODY GETS THAT WAY
#CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I’M LISTENING TO? #NICK AND I ARE OFFICIALLY IN OUR NIGHTBLOGGING STAGE
